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repulsion-chell:

WHY DOESN’T GORDON’S SUIT HAVE A HELMET

SERIOUSLY

A HELMET WOULD PRETTY MUCH SOLVE ALL OF HIS PROBLEMS

OR AT LEAST SOME OTHER KIND OF HEAD PROTECTION I MEAN COME ON NOW

I know right! There was a design for one, but they never integrated it into the game…Think about it, though - not only would it protect him from headcrabs, it’d make the whole walking through radioactive waste thing a lot more realistic because if your head’s sticking out of your suit, it’ll get irradiated.


posted 11 months ago with 20 notes (originally from redglare-pyrope)

  1. theodorepython reblogged this from doctor-lucky and added:
    I have 2 answers for you. The suit DOES have a helmet. In Half Life 1 and its expansions, you can see a couple of...
  2. melissasoup reblogged this from lauth and added:
    >[actually] mute >sign language I do believe we have the same headcanons.
  3. cortnan reblogged this from razgriz-25th-inf and added:
    As I said in my other reblog, a kinetic shield would make a lot of sense, and would be the only reasonable explanation...
  4. razgriz-25th-inf reblogged this from doctor-lucky and added:
    I’m with Lucky on this. I’ve wondered quite a lot why Gordon could sustain a fucking bullet to the head and not die. A...
  5. timetofeedthealien reblogged this from doctor-lucky and added:
    In the first game you encounter dead men in HEV suits on Xen, and they all have helmets. I always assumed that Gordon’s...
  6. doctor-lucky reblogged this from cortnan and added:
    Considering the fact that Gordon’s carrying around a gravity gun, I don’t think it’s too far-fetched that the HEV suit...
  7. somethingcrowbars reblogged this from redglare-pyrope and added:
    I know right! There was a design for one, but they never integrated it into the game…Think about it, though - not only...
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